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Is it a non-flattering haircut or an offensive story?
I have bad hair. I always have. It is thin, and I have male pattern baldness -thanks Dad. To understand this whole story you need to know over the past couple years I have been asked to help host...
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Captain’s log: Challenge II
For my first blog of the New Year, we discussed my crazy fears. I asked you, my adoring readers what I should write? I received 3 responses. One of the responses was: write seriously. I did here....
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Turns out, I’m like that monkey in Outbreak
And that is a good thing for all of you. Come on, S-T-R-E-T-CH!Just a little farther.I know you can do it. My life has been crazy, I have been trying to make people happy and the world a better place....
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First un-enlightening blog of the New Year. Dick Clark would not have been...
So, I had a totally dirty prompt, sent to me today from Casper, WY; regarding orgasms and glitter…. It had been so long since I had written, I wanted to write something with substance. –Couldn’t be...
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I gotta get outta the house, anyone?
Guru Annie without her and my Magic 8 Ball, I would be lost. I have this friend, Guru Annie, (say this next part in a Jewish Mother whisper) she is real big on “the twitter”. She did a whole...
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Totally inappropriate news from the Reptiles.
I haven’t written in 3 months. I have been battling… well, me. Not death. Not cancer Gingivitis, well yeah, sure… who isn’t? Not anything mind blowing. I don’t have an excuse, other than, I just...
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Aging GRAYsfully
So, I missed an appointment with my fabulous gay hairdresser. I never do that, but in this instance it seemed more important to have life changing surgery for Stinky Pete, than for a touch up color...
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It was an honor just to be nominated… isn’t that what they all say?
isn’t that what they all say? It really was an honor to be nominated… and I am not just saying that, because I am an incredible actor. I mean it. I was nominated for a Liebster Award. When I first...
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My Boyfriend’s back…
RAY-NARD RAY-NARD my boyfriend’s back! He’s gonna ruin my reputation. Melancholy Squeak! And really, at this point I don’t have much of a reputation to salvage. Ruin away! My Surrogate Gay Husband...
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Boston Bombing… No photo, on purpose.
Here is what I know. The images I see from Boston are meant to terrorize me. That is not to say some terrorist group planned or carried out these attacks. I have a really vivid imagination. I have a...
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The new play
So, I have been cast in a new play. I have also been recognized for being a lesbian for the last year. Tell me if you see this as a coincidence? I am often seen as manly. I get hit on by girls a lot....
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You won’t believe it’s true.
Those of you who have been here since the beginning may remember the Crest-a-Pult story. Raynard’s genes were verified in Stinky Pete, as he keeps complaining about his eyes hurting when he brushes his...
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Locking the Doors
Umm, when I started this blog, I was in a state of change. I went from the Chamber of Commerce to HR and New Boss. Well, New Boss got promoted in January, and ever since my life is different. I am...
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Failure to launch, without Matthew McConnaughey
I have been in love with Matthew since I first saw him. Sorta like I was with College Boy. ‘Cept I loved him before I first knew him. That is why THIS story is so hard to tell. And people,...
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Am I really moving forward?
I work for a forward thinking company. I work in a place where I fire a lot of people, actually, almost daily. I always say, “Moving forward, you should… not drink before work, show up, wear a bra in...
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Finding Sadie Wilson
It’s a never-ending struggle for me. 2013 sucked balls. I won’t bore you with the details. The details were small and ordinary. I didn’t write. I did what I had to do, instead of what I wanted to do....
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An unfunny post. An unfunny year.
2013 was unfunny. 2014 is setting up to be no better. 2013 I did not write. I feel bad about myself when I do not write. Sadie is my identity. Sadie is not a mom, she is not a wife, and she is not an...
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